u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
I.Will always reblog this
This is relevant to everyone.
Voy a jugarme un albur con una baraja de oro…
I need someone who like cuddling m, buying me cute underwear, loves animals, calls me beautiful all day and likes lots of good sex.
I need a girl like you in New York
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair